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Friday Feature

Each week “Friday Feature” brings you a mini-review of a horror movie, book, album, or other cultural artifact. Have something to contribute? Email the editors at culdesacofblood@gmail.com. View the archive of past Friday Features.

Now screening: Chime (2024)

Movie poster for Chime

Chime (2024)

When we encounter an unstable other who asks if we can hear the chime, who and what do we fear? The other, the chime, ourselves? The answer is D: all of the above. 

The act of recycling comes as a surprise, then grows insidious. Laughter at the supper table is a trigger. Something in the cycle of consumption is off. Communication is a series of empty gestures, two or three people talking to the wind. Exchange is incommensurate. Knives are everywhere.

Among the many things to admire about Chime is Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s implicit insistence that it be only and exactly 45 minutes. Not truncated so as to register as a film short, not dilated to typical feature length. Its duration is perfectly inscrutable: neither brief nor indulgent. Like other Kurosawa films, and the recent Cloud in particular, its sound design is astonishing and consequential, just as every frame feels unfussy and deliberate. If it is true that Chime will never stream or be available for home viewing, what an achievement: a film destined to become a rumor, carried mostly by voice. Do you hear it? 5 out of 5 sacs of blood.

5 red Cs dripping blood, representing the rating 5 out of 5 sacs of blood

—J †Johnson

Past Fridays

Carnal Sins (2023)

In today’s Friday Feature, we present a retelling of 2023’s Carnal Sins, by John K. Plaski. Published March 27, 2026.  

Friday the 13ths We Have Seen

Happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate by watching 1 or more installments from that franchise where Jason & his mom do what slashers do. Today we feature a roundup of the Friday the 13ths JJ remembers seeing. Published March 13, 2026.

Pamela Voorhees’ sweater in the 1989 Nintendo Friday the 13th game

In today’s Friday the 13th Feature, CDSOB fave Jonathan Riggs treats us to a treatise on Pamela Voorhees' primal, 8-bit sweater as exalted by the 1989 Nintendo Friday the 13th game. Can we get a kee-kee maw-maw? Published February 13, 2026.

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1961)

This week we went through it with Blanche & Baby Jane, & we’re telling you all this time we could have been friends. Touch up your heart-shaped beauty mark, top off your drinky poo, & toss that help-me note out the window, because we’re going there with What Ever Happened to Baby Jane in today’s Friday Feature. Published January 16, 2026.

Queens of the Dead (2025)

The end of the world is such a drag! Axe wounds, rat attacks, zombie influencers. In today’s Friday Feature, we hole up at the club & try to keep each other alive. Published January 9, 2026.

We’re All Going to the World’s Fair (2021)

In today’s Friday Feature we’re taking the World’s Fair Challenge. Don’t at us. Published December 19, 2025.